Funny Running Sweatshirt | Sloth Not Fast Not Last Crewneck | Marathon Finisher Gift | Unisex Graphic Pullover

If it isn't recorded, did it even happen? We’ve all been there. You’re deep into a weekend long run, the legs are heavy, and right as you hit your stride, your wrist buzzes with the ultimate betrayal: Low Battery.

This shirt is a badge of honor for the data-obsessed, the grinders, and anyone whose PR is currently being held hostage by a GPS glitch. Whether you're logging a gritty shakeout run along the Palisades, carb-loading before race day, or just grabbing post-run tacos, this tee does the talking for you.

Built for the middle miles, but designed for the lifestyle. While your tech gear handles the sweat, this premium cotton tee handles the recovery.

Features

Fabric: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heathers: 52/48 Cotton-Poly blend for extra stretch).

Fit: Tailored Side-Seams for a permanent "non-boxy" shape.

Feel: Lightweight (4.2 oz) for maximum breathability.

Ink: High-density, soft-hand print designed to age with character.

"Not for the PR, but for the Lifestyle."

While your tech gear handles the sweat of race day, our Tee handles everything else. Made from 100% premium Airlume cotton, this is the shirt you reach for during the carb-load, the recovery walk, and the post-run celebration. It’s soft, natural, and built for the miles you spend living, not just training.

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dryclean

🚚 Shipping Information

Each item is made to order and shipped from the USA. Orders are processed within 1–3 business days, and delivery times vary depending on your location. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships.

Production time: 1-3 business days
Shipping time US: 3-7 business days (doesn’t include weekends or Holidays)
Your tracking number: 2-5 days after your order has been placed.

Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order to avoid any delivery issues, as we’re unable to take responsibility for incorrect or incomplete addresses.

❌ Returns & Exchanges

Because each piece is made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges.

That said — if something isn’t right (print issue, damage, or fulfillment mistake), please reach out. We’ll make it right, no stress. Your experience matters to us.

💖 Why Choose Us

Mid Pack Athletics is built for the ones who show up — not the fastest, not the most perfect, but the ones putting in the work day after day.

This brand is about progress, consistency, and the mindset that keeps you moving forward — whether you’re running miles, hitting the gym, or just trying to be a little better than yesterday.

We focus on creating quality pieces that feel good, last long, and actually mean something when you wear them. Nothing overhyped, just real apparel for real effort.

When you wear this, you’re part of that mindset. And supporting a small brand that’s growing with purpose, one step at a time. 🖤

Printed in the U.S.A – If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Please note that the print size may appear slightly different in person compared to the images, as sizing can vary during the production process.

📌 A Few Things to Keep in Mind Before You Order

• Product photos may include mockup images — actual print placement and sizing may vary slightly.
• Colors may appear slightly different on screen versus the finished product due to monitor calibration and the nature of DTG printing.
• Some designs include a faux embroidery effect — this is a printed design, not actual embroidery.
• If you ordered a white Gildan 18000 sweatshirt: the Gildan 18000 in white can sometimes appear slightly off-white or cream due to the fabric blend. This is normal for this product.