{"product_id":"sloth-not-fast-not-last-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Funny Running Sweatshirt | Sloth Not Fast Not Last Crewneck | Marathon Finisher Gift | Unisex Graphic Pullover","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf it isn't recorded, did it even happen? We’ve all been there. You’re deep into a weekend long run, the legs are heavy, and right as you hit your stride, your wrist buzzes with the ultimate betrayal: \u003cem\u003eLow Battery\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is a badge of honor for the data-obsessed, the grinders, and anyone whose PR is currently being held hostage by a GPS glitch. Whether you're logging a gritty shakeout run along the Palisades, carb-loading before race day, or just grabbing post-run tacos, this tee does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the middle miles, but designed for the lifestyle. While your tech gear handles the sweat, this premium cotton tee handles the recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: 100% Airlume Combed \u0026amp; Ring-Spun Cotton (Heathers: 52\/48 Cotton-Poly blend for extra stretch).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit: Tailored Side-Seams for a permanent \"non-boxy\" shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeel: Lightweight (4.2 oz) for maximum breathability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInk: High-density, soft-hand print designed to age with character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Not for the PR, but for the Lifestyle.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile your tech gear handles the sweat of race day, our Tee handles everything else. Made from 100% premium Airlume cotton, this is the shirt you reach for during the carb-load, the recovery walk, and the post-run celebration. It’s soft, natural, and built for the miles you spend living, not just training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; color: #222222; letter-spacing: .1pt; background: white;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; letter-spacing: .1pt; background: white;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003eShipping Information\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach item is made to order and shipped from the USA. Orders are processed within 1–3 business days, and delivery times vary depending on your location. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eProduction time: 1-3 business days\u003cbr\u003eShipping time US: 3-7 business days (doesn’t include weekends or Holidays)\u003cbr\u003eYour tracking number: 2-5 days after your order has been placed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePlease double-check your shipping address before placing your order to avoid any delivery issues, as we’re unable to take responsibility for incorrect or incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBecause each piece is made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eThat said — if something isn’t right (print issue, damage, or fulfillment mistake), please reach out. We’ll make it right, no stress. Your experience matters to us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e💖\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Why Choose Us\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMid Pack Athletics is built for the ones who show up — not the fastest, not the most perfect, but the ones putting in the work day after day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eThis brand is about progress, consistency, and the mindset that keeps you moving forward — whether you’re running miles, hitting the gym, or just trying to be a little better than yesterday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWe focus on creating quality pieces that feel good, last long, and actually mean something when you wear them. Nothing overhyped, just real apparel for real effort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWhen you wear this, you’re part of that mindset. And supporting a small brand that’s growing with purpose, one step at a time. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePrinted in the U.S.A – If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePlease note that the print size may appear slightly different in person compared to the images, as sizing can vary during the production process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Cambria',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📌 A Few Things to Keep in Mind Before You Order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct photos may include mockup images — actual print placement and sizing may vary slightly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors may appear slightly different on screen versus the finished product due to monitor calibration and the nature of DTG printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSome designs include a faux embroidery effect — this is a printed design, not actual embroidery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you ordered a white Gildan 18000 sweatshirt: the Gildan 18000 in white can sometimes appear slightly off-white or cream due to the fabric blend. 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